THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK: The First Award-Nominated Work of Literature Grown Inside a Laboratory!

I can proudly state that NO AI was used to create my latest Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! No, indeed... with the help of the most cutting-edge techniques of genetic engineering and nanotechnology combined, I endeavored to GROW the book inside my subterranean laboratory after decades spent experimenting on various local plant cultures, small defenseless neighborhood pets, flora and fauna snatched from government-funded nature preserves located around the globe, and even the occasional unwilling human being. One night on All Hallows' Eve, when all the planets of the Milky Way aligned perfectly, I succeeded in completing my long sought-after goal by performing certain arcane, alchemical procedures that involved (among other rarefied techniques) reviving the corpse of Laura Palmer, experimenting on several giant Nephilim skeletons unearthed from a Sardinia cemetery at midnight, extracting precious drops of adrenochrome from the disembodied head of Jeffrey Epstein, confronting the psychoid manifestation of the Red Death from the outer edges of the superspectrum, and even more hermetic crimes against Nature. If you'd like to read the very first book grown inside the test tubes of a scientific genius, then click HERE!!!