Beware! When one encounters this peculiar fellow on the streets of Long Beach on any evening other than Halloween (as I did last night), one needs to be on high alert...
On a surprisingly related note, my Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK (Madness Heart Press, 2024), contains valuable information about the secret origins of the gentleman depicted in the photographs above. Yes, indeed, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK is a veritable treasure trove of useful advice regarding methods of survival when going toe-to-toe with a wide variety of potential threats against today's expectant mothers including deathless serial killers, foreign-born terrorists, alien invaders, and dubious diseases of obscure etiology. Here's an excerpt from THE HANDBOOK to serve as a brief example...
If I’ve Suffered Schizophrenic Episodes in the Past, How Likely Is It That My Son or Daughter Will Suffer From Similar Episodes as He or She Grows Older?
Schizophrenics tend to pass along their traits to their offspring. Some schizophrenics suffer minor breakdowns in their early twenties, after which the severity of the episodes wane as the individual grows older. Other cases are far more severe. Some children have been known to experience paranoid delusions while in the womb. Some of them, for example, imagine that evil vacuum cleaners are attempting to destroy them while others insist that people are talking about them behind their back and constantly monitoring them from some other dimension. Other fetuses insist they possess supernatural powers and precognitive abilities.
If these delusions leak over into the outside world after birth, it can cause trouble for infants and adolescents alike. However, in some cases these children really do have unique abilities that could benefit humanity if only these special children were nurtured properly.
Early in October of 1963, in the town of Haddonfield, Illinois, a six-year-old Caucasian male named Michael Myers began ranting to his parents and neighbors about a plot to assassinate President John F. Kennedy which (he insisted) was to occur in Dallas, Texas on November 22nd. He tried to warn his teachers as well, but they ignored him and told him he was acting silly. Myers even called the local newspapers and TV stations, but they accused him of being nothing more than a crazy, troublemaking kid. Frustrated that he couldn’t get his message out, plagued by horrible dreams of an imminent bloodbath in Dealey Plaza, young Michael Myers picked up a butcher knife on the night of October 31st, 1963 and slashed his older sister to death in order to gain access to the media and spread his message on the nightly news, thus (he believed) saving the life of the President. Alas, this scheme didn’t work and Myers was sent to an insane asylum called Smith’s Grove Sanitarium where he was put under the care of Dr. Samuel Loomis. Dr. Loomis concluded that Myers was a danger to himself and others after learning about Myers’s intense belief in government conspiracy theories. Later, it was revealed by Freedom of Information Act documents uncovered by British political researcher David Icke that Dr. Loomis was an MK-Ultra[1] psychiatrist in the employ of the Central Intelligence Agency. In order to prevent Myers from revealing the details of any other upcoming domestic wetwork operations, Dr. Loomis was ordered by his superiors to keep Myers incarcerated indefinitely.
Despite Dr. Loomis’s efforts, Myers escaped the asylum on October 31st, 1978, in order to warn the world about the imminent assassination of John Lennon. By this point, however, Dr. Loomis’s MK-Ultra experiments had completely warped his brain, leading Myers to the belief that he should carve his precognitive message into the bodies of nubile young females. Dr. Loomis was given a firm command from his superiors in the CIA to “terminate with extreme prejudice.” Myers was seemingly killed by Dr. Loomis on the very same night of his escape, but only after he had succeeded in butchering an entire hospital staff.
John Lennon died on December 8th, 1980.
So if you’re schizophrenic, we suggest not having kids.
[1] MK-Ultra was the code name for a Top Secret CIA program begun in 1950 to research the possibilities of mind control. Guinea pigs for this operational program included prisoners, psychiatric patients and children with special needs as revealed by Jon Rappoport’s 1995 book US Government Mind Control Experiments on Children.
PRAISE FOR THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK:
—James Morrow, award-winning author of Only Begotten Daughter and Behold the Ape
"Here it is. THE perfect baby-shower/gender reveal party gift. Forget all the binkies, blankies, cute little onesies, and diaper-service subscriptions. Those are so overdone and boring. Want to make a REAL impact? This book. This book right here [...].
—Christine Morgan, award-winning author of Spermjackers from Hell and Lakehouse Infernal
"We've got plenty of people who think that they know best--better even than a given pregnant woman. We don't need more of them, but we could damn well use more examples of them turned into buffoons just like we get to see in the Handbook [...]. [The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook] is often weird, often funny, frightfully well written, and it gives us that unique satisfaction that only fiction can provide by putting the bastards into a magic circle of their own disinformation and locking them away. Isn't it sweet to think that they'd stay there."
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