Speaking of the Satanic Panic... I highly recommend watching this vintage example of 100% pure evangelical insanity dating back to the early 1990s. There are numerous unintentionally hilarious bon mots packed into Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, a "documentary" that features the wit and wisdom of Cop/Pastor Gordon L. Coulter, but one of my personal favorite lines might be: "Witches are known for their artwork." They are indeed! Alert the National Endowment for the Arts! Now pack a bejeweled crucifix, a 32-ounce bottle of holy water, and a .38 revolver blessed by the Pope himself and prepare to enter the unfettered Freudian dreamscape of American Law Enforcement circa 1994...
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