Saturday, May 2, 2026

Humor Virus Proof #1,669!

In November of 2017, I published a speculative novel entitled UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES, which was about a young stand-up comedian who must adapt as best he can to an apocalyptic virus that destroys only the humor centers of the brain. Halfway through the book, the comedian contracts the illness himself. As evidenced by recent events, that novel seems to grow more and more prescient with each passing day. Case in point...

1) What follows is a brief excerpt from David Moye's  4-30-26 HUFFPOST article entitled "Comedian Rob Schneider Demands ABC Cancel Jimmy Kimmel For Making Jokes": 

It’s not a laughing matter: MAGA-supporting comedian Rob Schneider wants ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel for making jokes.

The former “SNL” cast member apparently didn’t like it when Kimmel joked last week that Melania Trump has “a glow like an expectant widow,” a joke that was made well before Saturday’s shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

On Monday, two days after the shooting, the first lady demanded Kimmel’s ouster. 

Schneider, a former “SNL” cast member, agreed with the first lady and took to X on Wednesday to post an open and very long letter to Walt Disney Company CEO Josh D’Amaro.

In his diatribe, Schneider called for Kimmel to be canned for “a pattern of reckless, dehumanizing rhetoric that disrespects human life and contributes to the toxic climate of hatred and violence threatening our nation.”

Schneider also claimed “keeping Mr. Kimmel on your network” represents “a serious and dangerous mistake that reflects poorly on Disney’s values and leadership.”

After comparing the Melania joke with Kimmel’s previous edgy jokes about Charlie Kirk after his death, the man who gave the world “Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo” declared, “This is not comedy.”

To read the entire article, click HERE

2) From THE GUARDIAN'S 5-1-26 article entitled "Jimmy Kimmel: ‘Trump Has Three Wars Going on Right Now – Iranians, Ukrainians and Comedians’":

Jimmy Kimmel woke up on Thursday morning to, somehow, yet another call from the president for his show to be cancelled. As Donald Trump posted on Truth Social: “When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel, who incompetently presides over one of the Lowest Rated shows on Television? People are angry. It better be soon!!! President DJT”

“Or what?” Kimmel laughed on Thursday evening. “If incompetently presiding over not just one of but the lowest rating in history is the reason I should be fired, we should both be out of a job. Because you’re not doing too good, either.

“Isn’t there a war dragging on?” he continued. “Imagine if FDR had taken to the airwaves during the Battle of the Bulge to complain about a little orphan Annie comic strip that he didn’t like.

“Trump has three wars going on right now – Iranians, Ukrainians and comedians” [...].

And on a more serious note: “All of this is meant to distract from the prices he didn’t lower on day one, or the Trump-Epstein files that his attorney general refuses to release, and to distract us from the illegal war he started and can’t figure out how to get out of.”

Would you like to see more "Humor Virus" Proofs? If so, you can find them in this CRYPTOPOST and this CRYPTOPOST and this CRYPTOPOST and this CRYPTOPOST and this CRYPTOPOST!

PRAISE FOR

UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES

“By turns mystical and ashcan-real, insanely funny and grimly ghastly, Guffey’s novel cuts a zigzag trail through conventionality as it follows Elliot Greeley in his half-serious, half jesting quest for some deeper meaning to existence. If you build your life on laughs, what happens when the laughs disappear? Kissing cousin to Max Barry’s novel Lexicon, about killer language, and to Ben Marcus’s The Flame Alphabet, about language killed, Guffey’s standup debut is standout speculative fiction.”

--Paul DiFilippo, Locus 

“Taps into the cultural zeitgeist…. A nihilistic satire that takes the idea that death is easy and comedy is hard to a whole new level.”

--Kirkus Reviews 

“Guffey’s debut takes full advantage of an absurd, unexpected premise, delivering one of the strangest dystopian novels in a year filled with them.”

--B&N Sci-Fi & Fantasy Blog 

“Guffey’s sardonic, cleverly written comedic debut relies heavily on absurd synchronicity, bold characterization, and heavy irony to make its points about the apocalyptic nature of American humorlessness.”

--Publishers Weekly 

“Not only a novel unique to this [political] moment, but one that is to comedy what Catch-22 was to war. One of the great books of the year.”

--Adam-Troy Castro, Sci Fi Magazine 

“A playful amalgam of Andy Kaufman and Philip K. Dick by way of Shaun of the Dead.”

--Damien Lincoln Ober, author of Doctor Benjamin Franklin's Dream America 

“This satirical tale explores the role of comedy in maintaining a healthy democracy…. A clever concept.”

--Kirkus Reviews

Friday, May 1, 2026

The World's Foremost Mystical Toponymy Experts Urge You to Vote for... HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD!


According to the crack team of mystical toponymy engineers now overseeing the completion of the multi-acre Cryptoscatology Campus currently under construction here in Southern California, the interior of this ever-evolving structure is missing a key element. The one object in the universe capable of balancing the feng shui energies of the sprawling compound--these skilled craftsmen insist--is a sculpture of the gentleman whose face you see depicted in the photograph below. Yes, indeed, only a bust of the late thespian, Rondo Hatton, is capable of tying all the many Cryptoscatology rooms together in a satisfyingly baroque manner. Thus, my team of engineers requests that you vote for 
my newest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD, in the 24th Annual Rondo Awards

THANKFULLY, YOU CAN VOTE FOR HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD (IN THE "BOOK OF THE YEAR" NONFICTION CATEGORY) IN 3 EASY STEPS...

1. Copy-and-paste the ballot below into an e-mail.
 
2. Choose HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD in the BOOK OF THE YEAR (NON-FICTION) category.

 
3. Then email to David Colton (
taraco@aol.com) by midnight on May 1, 2026.

Don’t forget to include your name in the e-mail!

--START COPYING--

11) BOOK OF THE YEAR (non-fiction):
 HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: An Investigation into the Cinema of Occulted Taboos, by Robert Guffey (Headpress, softcover, 368 pages, $29.95). From UFOs to JFK, how filmmakers have handled conspiracies and the supernatural.

--END COPYING--

YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!! 

THE GHOST OF RONDO HATTON THANKS YOU, MY FRIENDS!!! 

Thursday, April 30, 2026

It's May Day Once Again!!!

OR Books is running a May Day sale on their website from May 1 to 3! Almost everything will be 50% off (excluding titles on pre-order), so here's a prime opportunity to snatch up copies of both CHAMELEO and OPERATION MINDFUCK. Click HERE for more info!!!

 
UNTIL THEN... HAPPY WALPURGIS NIGHT!

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Spooky's Final Rallying Cry to Vote for HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD in the 24th Annual Rondo Awards!!!


My loyal familiar, Spooky, would like to remind all of you that ANYONE can vote in the 24th Annual Rondo Awards! My latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD
, has been nominated for "BOOK OF THE YEAR" in the nonfiction category. THANKFULLY, YOU CAN VOTE FOR HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD IN 3 EASY STEPS...

1. Copy-and-paste the ballot below into an e-mail.
 
2. Choose HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD in the BOOK OF THE YEAR (NON-FICTION) category.

 
3. Then email to David Colton (
taraco@aol.com) by midnight on May 1, 2026.

Don’t forget to include your name in the e-mail!

--START COPYING--

11) BOOK OF THE YEAR (non-fiction):
 HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: An Investigation into the Cinema of Occulted Taboos, by Robert Guffey (Headpress, softcover, 368 pages, $29.95). From UFOs to JFK, how filmmakers have handled conspiracies and the supernatural.

--END COPYING--

THANK YOU, FELLOW FILM FANS!!!

By the way, you can hear me talking about the secret origins of HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD on several different podcasts including CONSPIRINORMAL, FORGOTTEN HOLLYWOODHI, STRANGENESS, THE NEW BOOKS NETWORK, RAVENSTAR'S WITCHING HOUR, THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST, and WHERE DID THE ROAD GO?

PRAISE FOR HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD

"In HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD, Robert Guffey takes his readers for a trip behind the magic curtain to reveal the true Wizards at work - those behind the lenses, making magic and moving the secret levers. To this end, Guffey plays the role of Toto, tearing the curtain aside to reveal these flesh and bone Wizards of the military-industrial-entertainment complex, and the occult role they play in influencing our inner dreams and everyday realities."

--Adam Gorightly,  
author of SAUCERS, SPOOKS, AND KOOKS
and THE SHADOW OVER SANTA SUSANA: BLACK MAGIC, MIND CONTROL, AND THE MANSON FAMILY MYTHOS


"Hollywood has truly haunted the world. So too should this book, one of the best ever written on American cinema."

--Gary D. Rhodes,
author of THE PERILS OF MOVIEGOING IN AMERICA and TOD BROWNING'S DRACULA, 
from his Foreword
 
"A heady, occult-driven exploration of cinema!"
 
--Larry Wade Carrell,
director of GIRL NEXT, THE QUANTUM DEVIL, and THE DARKSIDE OF SOCIETY
 
 "This is a fascinating, mind-expanding trip into some seriously dark corners."
 
--CINEMA RETRO 
 
 "[An] enjoyable trip from a tour guide likely (and proudly) on at least one agency watchlist."
 
--FLICK ATTACK 
 
"Highest recommendation!"
 
--Stephen R. Bissette,
writer/artist of TYRANT, CRYPTID CINEMA, and SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING
 
By the way, just in case you don't know who the original "Rondo" is, here's a prime opportunity to educate yourself in these important matters... 
 
Jean Yarbrough's THE BRUTE MAN (1946):
 

Sunday, April 26, 2026

Insider Trading and the War in Iran

From Lauren Aratani's 4-18-26 GUARDIAN article entitled "Traders Placed Over $1bn in Perfectly Timed Bets on the Iran War. What Is Going On?":

Sixteen bets made $100,000 each accurately predicting the timing of the US airstrikes against Iran on 27 February. Later, a single user would make over $550,000 after betting that Ayatollah Ali Khamenei would topple, just moments before his assassination by Israeli forces. On 7 April, right before Donald Trump announced a temporary ceasefire with Iran, traders bet $950m that oil prices would come down. They did.

These bets and other well-timed wagers accurately predicted the precise timing of major developments in the US-Israel war with Iran, creating huge windfalls and raising concerns among lawmakers and experts over potential insider trading.

Betting – once largely siloed to sporting events – has now spread to include contracts on news events where insider information could give some traders an advantage.

The proliferation of online betting markets like Polymarket and Kalshi has allowed bets on virtually any news event. It’s also easier than ever to buy commodity derivatives like oil futures, where traders gamble on what the price of oil will be in the future [...].

On the night of 27 February, the day before the US and Israel would carry out strikes on Iran, an unusual influx of about 150 accounts on Polymarket placed bets that the US would strike Iran the next day. A New York Times analysis found the bets totaled $855,000, with 16 accounts pocketing more than $100,000 each.

Soon after, a single anonymous Polymarket user, under an account named “Magamyman”, made over $553,000 after betting that Khamenei would be “removed” from power just moments before he was killed by an Israeli airstrike, according to a complaint filed to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC), the federal agency that regulates futures markets, by Public Citizen, a consumer advocacy group. The complaint also cites a crypto-analytics firm that identified six “suspected insiders” who made a total of $1.2m on Polymarket after Khamenei was killed.

The well-timed surge of wagers were seen again on 7 April, when at least 50 Polymarket accounts placed bets that the US and Iran would reach a ceasefire hours before Trump would announce it in a Truth Social post. Earlier, the president had said “a whole civilization will die tonight” if Iran did not open the strait of Hormuz.

But traders weren’t just active on Polymarket: there were similar surges of oil futures trading activity just hours before Trump announced updates to the conflict that would lower oil prices.

On 23 March, traders placed $580m in bets on the oil futures market just 15 minutes before Trump said on social media that the US was having “productive” talks with Iran, according to the Financial Times. The traders made a windfall after Trump’s comments triggered a sell-off in the oil markets that made oil prices plummet [...].

“Not only the timing, but the amount of these bets makes it look very likely that someone had insider knowledge … and placed very, very substantial bets on it,” said Craig Holman, a government affairs lobbyist for Public Citizen who filed the group’s complaint to the CFTC.

To read the entire article, click HERE

Torrance Man

From Eric Garcia's 4-26-26 INDEPENDENT article entitled "White House Correspondents’ Dinner Suspect Cole Allen Sent Anti-Trump Manifesto to Family Before Opening Fire":

The suspected shooter at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner sent a manifesto critical of President Donald Trump to his family before he allegedly opened fire at the Washington Hilton, The New York Post reports.

Authorities identified the shooter as 31-year-old Cole Allen, a teacher from Torrance, California. Allen’s brother notified police in the New London, Connecticut, police department. Allen’s document was signed “Cole ‘coldForce’ ‘Friendly Federal Assassin’ Allen.”

The Post reported that the manifesto showed that Allen allegedly wanted to kill officials from the Trump administration.

“Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed,” he wrote. Allen would proceed to list off some of the actions from the Trump administration that allegedly drove him to open fire.

“I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial,” he said. “I’m not a schoolkid blown up, or a child starved, or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration. Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.”

Allen said that officials from the Trump administration — with the exception of FBI Director Kash Patel — were targets for his alleged rampage.

“I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes,” he wrote in reference to the president [...].

Many other attendees, including reporters, members of the Trump administration and guests at the dinner criticized the lax security at the dinner, particularly given the multiple assassination attempts against the president.

"Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance,” Allen wrote. “I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.”

To read the entire article, click HERE

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Dover Demon Anniversary!

April 21st marks the 49th anniversary of the Dover Demon, a mysterious creature first sighted on April 21st, 1977, in Dover, Massachusetts. To commemorate this infamous cryptozoological event, I suggest listening to the January 7, 2026 episode of BINNALL OF AMERICA in which Loren Coleman (author of such excellent Fortean books as MYSTERIOUS AMERICA, MOTHMAN AND OTHER CURIOUS ENCOUNTERS, TOM SLICK AND THE SEARCH FOR THE YETI, TRUE GIANTS, CREATURES OF THE OUTER EDGE, etc.) performs a deep dive into the entire confounding affair... 

Binnall of America: The Revival - E106 | Loren Coleman: