BEHOLD!!! THE GUFFEY LIBRARY (2025)

Depicted below is the ever-expanding GUFFEY LIBRARY (with more volumes to come in 2026)!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 

 

NYMPHO SHARK FUCK FRENZY

My fellow Wonderland Book Award-winner, Christine Morgan, recently sent me a shark-infused care package I'd like to share with all of you on the final day of the year. If you have no particular resolutions lined up for 2026, why not kick off the new year by reading Christine Morgan & Susan Snyder's NYMPHO SHARK FUCK FRENZY, which took home the Wonderland Award for Best Novel at BizarroCon 2025? Why not, indeed!

And if you're interested in delving further into Morgan's oeuvre, I recommend checking out my 9-10-25 Cryptoscatology review of Morgan's superlative Lovecraftian short story collection, AROUND ELDRITCH CORNERS (published by WordHorde in 2024). To read the review, click HERE!

Jacques Vallee on "Communication with Extra-terrestrial Entities"

From THE NEWS INTERNATIONAL'S 12-24-25 article entitled "UFO Expert Makes Startling Revelation About Interaction with Aliens": 

The UFO researcher Jacques Vallée has recently made startling remarks regarding the communication with extra-terrestrial entities in a recent interview.

While talking in the podcast titled Weaponized hosted by Jeremy Corbell and George Knapp, Vallée shared the details of a classified US program in which officials interacted with non-human entities 20 years ago.

The government was capable of establishing “direct, structured communications” with a non-human intelligence through a “very sophisticated process,” conducted on an ongoing basis under controlled laboratory conditions at a secure facility he had never heard publicly referenced, he added [...].

“Yes, yes, it is factual based on the people I met with,” he added. At the same time, he also noted uncertainty over whether the entity was real or simulated...

To read the entire article, click HERE. 

Cryptoscatology Cold Case Files: "Trump Will Solve JonBenet Murder!"

According to inside sources close to the Bavarian Illuminati, even Bat Boy of WEEKLY WORLD NEWS fame has expressed considerable skepticism of this headline and is imploring the Boulder Police Department to investigate the whereabouts of Donald J. Trump on the night of December 25, 1996. Cryptoscatology correspondents embedded in the BPD have reached out to Boulder's new police chief, Stephen Redfearn, for comments but as yet have received no response. During a Christmas Day press conference at Mar-a-lago, President Trump refused to deny Bat Boy's allegations, telling a Newsmax reporter, "Why are you listening to a creep and a loser like this Bat Boy? Why are we even still talking about this moron when the economy is through the roof?" Cryptoscatology.com will keep you updated as further information is made available. In other news, the ghost of Lyndon Baines Johnson has reportedly solved the cold case murder of John Fitzgerald Kennedy from 1963...

Guffey in Print (2025)

Here are my 2025 print publications at a glance (plus, my short story "Initiation" was reprinted by StarShipSofa as a podcast and "The Secret History: Introduction to Hollywood Haunts the World" was published by Film International earlier this month)... yet another highly strange and eclectic mixture of fiction and nonfiction...

• Order HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS directly from the publisher (Headpress) or from Amazon!

 

• PARANOIA, the new Spanish edition of CHAMELEO: A STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY OF INVISIBLE SPIES, HEROIN ADDICTION, AND HOMELAND SECURITY (translated by Elías Ortigosa Román), is available for purchase courtesy of Yonki Books.

 

• BECOMING NOSFERATU (a fiction anthology edited by Gary D. Rhodes and Matthew Sorrento) includes my novelette "The Land of Thieves and Phantoms," a vampire-themed tale inspired by disturbing current events as filtered through the lens of Expressionist cinema. You can buy a copy HERE.

• THE UPSIDE DOWN MAGICIAN is the first issue of an ongoing comic book series created in collaboration with Nadim, a supernaturally talented artist based in Canada. (You can visit Nadim's website by clicking HERE.) THE UPSIDE DOWN MAGICIAN is about ultraterrestrial paintings, sentient houses, Hieronymus Bosch, government agents, secret societies, and many other concepts that are currently beyond human comprehension. Though it won't be "officially" released until 2026, preview copies were indeed sold at Expozine 2025, the 24th annual edition of Montreal's international independent publishing festival. Check back in the near future for information about how to order issue #1! 

Dr. Stephan A. Hoeller on the Meaning of Christmas and New Year's

Exactly two years ago today, Dr. Stephan A. Hoeller (author of GNOSTICISM: NEW LIGHT ON THE ANCIENT TRADITION OF INNER KNOWING and many other esoteric books) delivered the following lecture at the Ecclesia Gnostica in Los Angeles...

Christmas, the Birthday of the Divine and the New Year, Dec. 29th 2023, by Dr. Stephan A. Hoeller:

HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD on RavenStar's Witching Hour!

 

On November 8, 2025, Solaris BlueRaven interviewed me on her podcast, Ravenstar's Witching Hour. You can hear the entire show at the bottom of this post. Solaris and I perform a deep dive into the history of esoteric cinema in the form of a two-hour long discussion about my latest nonfiction book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS (published by Headpress). 

By my count, this marks the tenth time Solaris has interviewed me (either on Ravenstar's Witching Hour or Hyperspace). I miss appearing on the late, lamented Hyperspace mainly because the private discussions that occurred between each commercial break with KCOR Radio founder Tina Marie were often far more intriguing and salacious than whatever the hell I was talking about at the time! Perhaps one of these days KCOR will rise again from the ashes of the Nevada desert. In the meantime, you can listen to my previous appearance on Ravenstar's Witching Hour by clicking HERE... and for my latest appearance on the show, simply scroll to the bottom of the screen...

(FYI: You can order HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD HERE or HERE!)

PRAISE FOR HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: 

"In HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD, Robert Guffey takes his readers for a trip behind the magic curtain to reveal the true Wizards at work - those behind the lenses, making magic and moving the secret levers. To this end, Guffey plays the role of Toto, tearing the curtain aside to reveal these flesh and bone Wizards of the military-industrial-entertainment complex, and the occult role they play in influencing our inner dreams and everyday realities."

--Adam Gorightly,  

author of SAUCERS, SPOOKS, AND KOOKS
and THE SHADOW OVER SANTA SUSANA: BLACK MAGIC, MIND CONTROL, AND THE MANSON FAMILY MYTHOS

"Hollywood has truly haunted the world. So too should this book, one of the best ever written on American cinema."

--Gary D. Rhodes,

author of THE PERILS OF MOVIEGOING IN AMERICA and TOD BROWNING'S DRACULA, 

from his Foreword

RAVENSTAR'S WITCHING HOUR (11-8-25):