According to the crack team of mystical toponymy engineers now overseeing the completion of the multi-acre Cryptoscatology Campus currently under construction here in Southern California, the interior of this ever-evolving structure is missing a key element. The one object in the universe capable of balancing the feng shui energies of the sprawling compound--these skilled craftsmen insist--is a sculpture of the gentleman whose face you see depicted in the photograph below. Yes, indeed, only a bust of the late thespian, Rondo Hatton, is capable of tying all the many Cryptoscatology rooms together in a satisfyingly baroque manner. Thus, my team of engineers requests that you vote for my newest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD, in the 24th Annual Rondo Awards!
THANKFULLY, YOU CAN VOTE FOR HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD (IN THE "BOOK OF THE YEAR" NONFICTION CATEGORY) IN 3 EASY STEPS...
1. Copy-and-paste the ballot below into an e-mail.
2. Choose HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD in the BOOK OF THE YEAR (NON-FICTION) category.
3. Then email to David Colton (taraco@aol.com) by midnight on May 1, 2026.
Don’t forget to include your name in the e-mail!
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11) BOOK OF THE YEAR (non-fiction):
— HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: An Investigation into the Cinema of Occulted Taboos,
by Robert Guffey (Headpress, softcover, 368 pages, $29.95). From UFOs
to JFK, how filmmakers have handled conspiracies and the supernatural.
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YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!!
THE GHOST OF RONDO HATTON THANKS YOU, MY FRIENDS!!!
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