"I, TORGO, HAVE BEEN GIVEN PERMISSION BY THE MASTER TO PASS ALONG THE FOLLOWING UNHOLY DECREE: 'I, MANOS, GOD OF PRIMAL DARKNESS, ORDER YOU TO BUY A COPY OF TOD BROWNING'S THE REVOLT OF THE DEAD... TONIGHT! IF YOU'RE LUCKY, TOD BROWNING'S THE REVOLT OF THE DEAD WILL HELP YOUR PUNY MORTAL MINDS COMPREHEND THE FATE THAT AWAITS YOU WHEN MY UNDEAD LEGIONS AND I TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THERE IS NO WAY OUT! IT WILL BE DARK SOON! NO HUMAN CAN ESCAPE THE HANDS OF FATE... SO WHY NOT INDULGE IN SOME LEISURE READING TIME WHILE YOU STILL CAN?!? MY WILL HAS BEEN SPOKEN! SO MOTE IT BE!!!'"
MST3K - S04E24 - (HD) Manos: The Hands of Fate:
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