HAPPY BIRTHDAY... TO ME!!!

I can no longer deny it! The breaking international news is true! Yes, it's my BIRTHDAY! Instead of mailing me yet another semi-comedic card, a $20,000 automobile, or a plastic bag overflowing with furanyl fentanyl, why not take the easy route this time? Simply vote for me in the 22nd Annual Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards! Did you know that ANYONE can vote in the Rondo Awards? Shocking but true! My latest novel, DEAD MONKEY RUM, has been nominated for "Best Classic Monster Fiction." YOU CAN VOTE FOR DEAD MONKEY RUM IN 3 EASY STEPS....

1. Copy-and-paste the ballot below into an e-mail.
 
2. Choose DEAD MONKEY RUM in the BEST CLASSIC MONSTER FICTION category.
 
3. Then email to David Colton (taraco@aol.com) by midnight on April 16th, 2024.

Don’t forget to include your name in the e-mail!

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BEST CLASSIC MONSTER FICTION:
— DEAD MONKEY RUM, by Robert Guffey (Planet Bizarro, softcover, 192 pages, $12.99). Cryptozoic beasts race adventurers in Los Angeles.

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Thank Ye, Thank Ye! And Happy Birthday... to me!!!