The Expectant Mother('S DAY) Disinformation Handbook!!!

The countdown continues, and MOTHER'S DAY IS NIGH! Are you still on the hunt for the perfect Mother's Day present? Do you have a mother with a weird sense of humor? Well, we have the perfect solution to your gift-giving needs! Buy THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, the latest book by Robert Guffey, author of CHAMELEO! In the pages of THE HANDBOOK, you will find out all about the high weirdness of Origami Babies, the dangers of in utero phone sex, Count Dracula's shocking attitudes regarding child raising, and how to use your baby as an assassin, among many other esoteric secrets. THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK is available directly from Madness Heart Press and Amazon.com. (No infants were harmed in the making of this handbook.)

"Robert Guffey’s The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook is weirder than parthenogenesis, weirder than the Republican Party, weirder than the fetishizing of pregnancy that suffuses our culture, weirder than all the back issues of Weird Tales combined. You will laugh, gasp, and scratch your head in pleasurable bemusement. I can’t recommend this tongue-in-cheek tour de force too highly."

—JAMES MORROW, award-winning author of Only Begotten Daughter and Behold the Ape


"Here it is. THE perfect baby-shower/gender reveal party gift. Forget all the binkies, blankies, cute little onesies, and diaper-service subscriptions. Those are so overdone and boring. Want to make a REAL impact? This book. This book right here [...].

"Well-written, lively, engaging, easy to read, and tons of fun. If I were a truly evil imp with plenty of money, I’d sneak copies into every OB/GYN office and ‘Parenting and Family’ bookstore section in the country."

—CHRISTINE MORGAN, award-winning author of Spermjackers from Hell and Lakehouse Infernal