▪ remotely influence your enemies to beat the crap out of each other with skateboards while you laugh at them from behind your bedroom curtains;
▪ use baking soda, peanut butter, salsa, and Jell-O as offensive weapons against uptight, bureaucratic intelligence flunkies;
▪ annoy theocratic NCIS agents so profoundly that you bring the wrath of Big Brother on top of your skull;
▪ employ new and unlikely methods of manipulating the Freedom of Information Act to attain forbidden FBI documents;
▪ detect those pesky, telltale signs of near-fatal electromagnetic poisoning;
▪ buy a copy of my book CHAMELEO for much less than the ridiculous $58.25 price for which it's currently being offered on Amazon.
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