I have a sneaking suspicion that you've spent a great deal of time during the past two weeks ruminating over the devastating effects of disinformation far more than usual. Synchronistically, an anonymous team of mystically attuned minds have now published an entire tome that analyzes the very subject of disinformation from every philosophical angle possible, and the name of said grimoire is... THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK!
The committee of advanced scholars who composed this tome can, with utter honesty, offer you an ironclad guarantee that reading this weird book will NOT reverse the effects of the past two weeks in any appreciable way. In fact, plowing through the 400 pages of this HANDBOOK will no doubt amount to nothing more than an extraordinary waste of what little energy you have left. Nonetheless, peals of existential laughter might be the only true balm in a world of increasing madness. If the tintinnabulation of unhinged cackles drifting down the labyrinthine corridors of Ward Eleven seem like a welcome respite compared to staring off into space in complete and utter despair, you might want to give a seven-percent-solution of TEMDH a fighting chance.
The dutiful wardens at Madness Heart Press thank you for your time and attention.
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